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Get ready to master 

You’ve got a thing.

It’s a thing of beauty.

Or maybe you learned to do a thing.

And maybe it’s the secret to the universe.

It’s the cure for all that ails us.

Or it makes life easier, prettier, or just plain better. Even a little.

 

And isn’t that the real secret to the universe?

 
 

It’s a thing entirely your own because it’s got:

💎 your spin

💎 your time

💎 your effort

💎 your special little somethin’-somethin’!

 

And you’re a little bit in love with it – and yourself for coming up with it.

You’re finally ready to show your beautiful creation to the world.

But the world is fickle. And cheap. And easily bored.

Enter the miracle that is…

The right narrative… The other secret to the universe.

Maybe you’re building your business from nothing.

Maybe you’ve been doing this for a while but you need more return on investment.

One thing is for sure…

You want to show the world just how amazing you and your thing really are!

I can help you with that…

But get ready because…

Yep. I just said that.

I’m Greta and I’m a Business Coach, Marketing Strategist, & Conversion Copywriter.

I create a fusion frenzy of psychology and research that makes magic for your business.

I help brands big and small win hearts ❤️️ and minds 🧠 and create powerful shifts that have measurable 📈 and meaningful 🙌 results. 

I’m on a mission!

A mission to make sure everyone can actually have that freedom that everyone keeps talking about.

Psst.

Want to low key stalk me in a totally friendly, not at all scary kind of way?

My footer has all the deets.

What does that even look like?

 

 

→  Owning a business that lights you up instead of wearing you down.

→  Learning to Read the Room™ so that you never have to rely on guessing again.

→  Getting your copy Optimized AF so that you can optimize your results, revenue, & your life.

  No BS! That means no fluff and never staring at a blank screen again.

  Living a life that you absolutely love – on your own terms and with no limits!

The thing about copywriters is that we know how to literally build a business from nothing –

with just our words.

 

I know it’s true because I’ve been a part of it over and over again. With my clients. In my own business.

I built my own business – businesses now – with nothing but the power of words.

Creating powerful messaging at the intersection of intent and impact has allowed me to connect and work with some truly incredible brands.

But let’s talk about you…

 

Messaging & copy creation – or optimization- is one of the easiest elements of your business to procrastinate.

Why?

It’s part science.

You remember the glory of junior high Bunson burners, don’t you?

The only thing you walked away with was:

👉 Singed eyebrows from lab 

👉 Some pretty disturbing conclusions about what Dustin Jones does in his free time

👉 A serious disdain for whoever decided that the US shouldn’t use the metric system

👉 And the indelible etching on your brain that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Why wouldn’t you want more of that awesomeness?

It’s part mysterious artistic expression.

Good marketing seems a lot like a magical power that requires:

🌟 planetary involvement and alignment

🌟 a nod from the universe and a suspension of its laws

🌟 the ever elusive presence of The Muse – that fickle flake – to entertain the gods so they smile on you as she whispers inspiration into your very soul.

What the even?

 

It doesn’t have to be that hard.

I promise.

You’ve got big ideas, a business,
some seriously big goals,
and a message…ish.

 

Isn’t it time you get off your ish and get it together?

You want your services, your products, your offers, and your message to be so unforgettable that your audience is telling everyone on the interwebz about your mad skills.

 

The key?

 

You have got to stop sounding just like everyone else!

Same-same copy isn’t following industry standards, it’s just following.

Stop following and start owning it.

It’s easier than you think.

 

Are you ready for copy that makes power moves?

 

I’ll show you how.