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You’ve got a thing.

It’s a thing of beauty.

Or maybe you learned to do a thing.

And maybe it’s the secret to the universe.

It’s the cure for all that ails us.

Or it makes life easier, prettier, or just plain better. Even a little.


And isn’t that the real secret to the universe?


It’s a thing entirely your own because it’s got:

💎 your spin

💎 your time

💎 your effort

💎 your special little somethin’-somethin’!


And you’re a little bit in love with it – and yourself for coming up with it.

You’re finally ready to show your beautiful creation to the world.

But the world is fickle. And cheap. And easily bored.

Enter the miracle that is…

Good copy…the other secret to the universe.

Maybe you’re building your business from nothing.

Maybe you’ve been doing this for a while but you need more return on investment.

One thing is for sure…

You want to show the world just how amazing you and your thing really are!

I can help you with that…

But get ready because…

Yep. I just said that.

I’m Greta and I’m a Conversion Copywriter.

I create a fusion frenzy of psychology and research that makes magic for your funnel.

I’m on a mission.

A mission to make sure everyone has good copy – from working with my 1-on-1 clients who are ready to hire a pro to teaching bootstrapping DIYers to craft your own kickass copy and start manifesting paper!

The thing about copywriters is that we know how to literally build a business from nothing – with just our words.


I know it’s true – and not just because my mentor and professional mic dropper Joanna Wiebe of Copyhackers said so. 

I know it’s true because I’ve been a part of it over and over again. With my clients. In my own business. I built my own business – businesses now – with nothing but the power of words. 

But let’s talk about you… 


Copy creation – or elevation – is one of the easiest elements of your business to procrastinate.


It’s part science.

You remember the glory of junior high Bunson burners, don’t you?

The only thing you walked away with was:

👉 Singed eyebrows from lab 

👉 Some pretty disturbing conclusions about what Dustin Jones does in his free time

👉 A serious disdain for whoever decided that the US shouldn’t use the metric system

👉 And the indelible etching on your brain that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Why wouldn’t you want more of that awesomeness?

It’s part mysterious artistic expression.

Copycraft seems a lot like a magical power that requires:

🌟 planetary involvement and alignment

🌟 a nod from the universe and a suspension of its laws

🌟 the ever elusive presence of The Muse – that fickle flake – to entertain the gods so they smile on you as she whispers inspiration into your very soul.

What the even?


It doesn’t have to be that hard.

I promise.

You’ve got an idea, a business,

some seriously big goals,

and a message…ish. 

Isn’t it time you get off your ish and get it together?

You want your services, your products, your offers, and your message to be so unforgettable that your audience is telling everyone on the interwebz about your mad skills.

The key? You have got to stop sounding just like everyone else! 

Same-same copy isn’t following industry standards, it’s just following.

Stop following and start owning it.

It’s easier than you think.

Are you ready for copy that makes power moves?

I’ll show you how.