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Where all my bold bootstrappers at?

I can help you create & optimize the copy you need so you can sell NOW – even if you can’t afford to hire a pro like me to do it for you.

Good copy isn’t about fitting in, it’s about

STANDING OUT!

 

But how? 

You don’t have to reinvent the wheel or pretend to be someone you’re not just to have a solid brand voice and copy that’s uniquely yours.

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Maybe you really are a profanity-fueled and black leather wearing badass and you need copy that just absolutely nails it – and you need it now.

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Maybe you really are a woo-ru and you’re ready to start making good on that abundance mindest you’ve been practicing with some stellar copy.

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Maybe you really are a high class diva & you want to be ballin’ – on a budget – with your business but you need copy that’s going to get you there.

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Maybe you’re reading this right now and wondering wtf you should do about your copy since you find every one of these descriptions relatable.

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Maybe your really are a heart-centered gal on a mission to make your living fulfilling your soul goals and need copy that really connects.

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Maybe you really are sitting in a white monochromatic dream office and are determined to give your copy just the right pop of color.

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Maybe you really are one with nature and you’re determined to grow your business and kill it crunchy style and need to create some organic copy.

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Maybe you really are a regular person and you really want to make your living online but you feel like Valerie Vanilla when you write your copy.

My services are expensive, it’s true. Copywriters charge thousands of dollars to write the copy that you need to get your business up and running and making money.

But you don’t have that kind of money.

Copywriting courses are long and costly. You’ve probably even bought a few that you really meant to finish.

But you don’t have that kind of time.

You don’t want to learn to be a professional copywriter. And you don’t have thousands to spend.

You just want to give good copy and make some money – sooner rather than later.

That’s where I come in.

I break it all down so you learn exactly how to tell and sell – damn well – without the epic sociology lectures and linguistics soliloquies. What the who now?

When I took my proverbial show on the road several years ago, I was just like you.

You have all these ideas and plans and intentions.

But somehow, while trying to get your message to the masses, your message got lost.

I get it.

Some days it feels like there’s no you in your business. You’re chasing the latest trends, trying to keep up with the major players, and buying more courses than you have time for.

But somehow, while trying to get your message out to the masses, your message got lost.

Or maybe you got lost in your message.

And now it kind of feels like you stick anyone’s face on your website and email signature like:

INSERT ENTREPRENEUR HERE.

But still, you keep your nose to that grindstone – mostly – and do your best to create all the content that makes you look good and create all that sales copy that makes people want to buy your stuff. But it seems SO hard to get it all done because you have no idea how to make it amazing.

So you keep telling yourself that done is better than perfect – at least you hope it is – and you keep plugging away. Or maybe you don’t and instead of even spinning your wheels you just work your way through your Netflix queue feeling like a launch loser.

You want to write copy that will send some vibes and blow some minds.

 I feel you.

You want copy that wows them, not copy that makes them wander off.

You’re serious about upping your game, but not upping your bottom line.

So you pin all the things and a zillion freebies later, you’re still not sure your copy is good enough.

The only thing you are sure about is that you can’t afford to spend a few grand to hire a pro.

So you keep limping along with what you’ve got.

Or maybe you change it up. Constantly. And now your message is lost again.

Or worse, maybe you just put it off entirely and leave it sort of half done and hope no one will notice.

Or you save up and buy a tool or some scripts or templates.

And now your copy sounds just like everyone else’s. 

Bottom line? Your copy is sloppy. 

There’s a better way. I can help.

 My services are expensive, it’s true. Copywriters charge thousands of dollars to write the copy that you need to get your business up and running and making money.

But you don’t have that kind of money.

Copywriting courses are long and costly.

You’ve probably even bought a few that you really meant to finish…

But you don’t have that kind of time.

You don’t want to learn to be a professional copywriter.

And you don’t have thousands to spend on a course that’s more than what you need…

You just want to give good copy and make some money – sooner rather than later.

That’s where I come in…

I’ve done all the years of training for you!

I break it all down so you learn exactly how to tell and sell – damn well – without the epic sociology lectures and linguistics soliloquies.

Don’t worry…

I don’t just write all the pretty words.

I’m a trained digital marketer, direct response and conversion copywriter who sees your copy as an integral part of your whole marketing strategy.

I help brands – from entrepreneurs to multi-million dollar corporations – to create meaningful, relationship marketing copy designed to empower readers, not trick them, through the conversion process.

I can help you do the same… and make it rain!

(I couldn’t resist.)

 

It’s time for the obligatory social proof logo drop!

 

These marvelous brands trusted me so – you know the drill…

 

You have all these ideas and plans and intentions.

But somehow, while trying to get your message to the masses, your message got lost.

I get it.

Some days it feels like there’s no you in your business. You’re chasing the latest trends, trying to keep up with the major players, and buying more courses than you have time for.

But somehow, while trying to get your message out to the masses, your message got lost.

Or maybe you got lost in your message.

And now it kind of feels like you stick anyone’s face on your website and email signature like:

INSERT ENTREPRENEUR HERE.

 

But still, you keep your nose to that grindstone – mostly – and do your best to create all the content that makes you look good and create all that sales copy that makes people want to buy your stuff. But it seems SO hard to get it all done because you have no idea how to make it amazing.

So you keep telling yourself that done is better than perfect – at least you hope it is – and you keep plugging away. Or maybe you don’t and instead of even spinning your wheels you just work your way through your Netflix queue feeling like a launch loser.

You want to write copy that will send some vibes and blow some minds.

 I feel you.

You want copy that wows them, not copy that makes them wander off.

You’re serious about upping your game, but not upping your bottom line.

So you pin all the things and a zillion freebies later, you’re still not sure your copy is good enough.

The only thing you are sure about is that you can’t afford to spend a few grand to hire a pro.

So you keep limping along with what you’ve got.

Or maybe you change it up. Constantly. And now your message is lost again.

Or worse, maybe you just put it off entirely and leave it sort of half done and hope no one will notice.

Or you save up and buy into some tricks and hacks that are soooo popular they’re making people tons of money.

And now your copy sounds just like everyone else’s. 

Bottom line? Your copy is sloppy. 

There’s a better way. I can help.

I’m Greta.

Conversion Coach, Copywriter, & Consultant.

I’ve been crafting mind creeping, heart-thumping, take you on a thrill ride of emotions and leave you wrapped up in a narrative that makes you feel safe, victorious, and proud all at the same time copy for years.

I’ve pretty much been the best-kept secret of SMBs and even 9 figure powerhouse brands who need to make more sales and resonate with their audiences doing things like optimizing and developing brand messaging and conversion copy that increases highly qualified leads, lifts conversion rates, solidifies brand equity, and – some of my all-time favorite projects – gender-just messaging overhauls.

Now, I’m helping women like you to get theirs. No skeeze or sleaze required. Pinky swear!

You want to make profits without selling your soul…or anything else, thank you very much.

You started your business to break the mold.

You’re out to prove something. To yourself and the world.

You wanna’ – just a little bit, okay a lot – say, “Damn the man!” and make it on your terms.

You want to make your living doing your thing.

You’re all about being self-made and successful.

You don’t want to be owned, you wanna’ own it!

And you really want to share your thing with the world.

You’re ready to start making some real money in your business.

So isn’t time you start actually doing it?

Let’s get our copycraft on.

Like, now.